fukkkres:

when you high at the dinner table

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and your mom ask you to pass the collard greens

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and you give her the mashed potatoes

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where am i

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girlgrowingsmall:

The interviewer is so brutally uncomfortable

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(Source: maysileed)

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pokemean:

youngharlemshawty:

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

7,810,521,682 and me

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glory-to-cobrastan:

come with me

and you’ll be

in a world

of image

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phantomofthebookstore:

one of the most emotional moments in the simpsons

(Source: this-episode)

118,801 notes

tyleroakley:

this could be the start

of something new

(Source: benevolentblackgirl)

231,700 notes

lanturd:

Wow I can’t believe I just hit 4000 followers! Hundreds are injured. My fists are sore and the police are coming.

47,576 notes

unclefather:

Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness

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i-need-the-pie-bitch:

i-need-the-pie-bitch:

my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him

did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man

(Source: rosaeverdeen)

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