vinebox:

that laugh tho

(Source: vinebox)

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hoechlined:

i accidentally vacuumed up my sock and because i was too lazy to get it out of the vacuum cleaner i vacuumed up the other one too i think i reached a new low

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groovemeister-jared:

colonelmustangsnipples:

would you care for a free lollipop?

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WOULD I

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would you

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WOULD I

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would you

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WOULD I 

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would you

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would i what

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would you care for a free lollipop?

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WOULD I

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RADDA RADDA

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frienclzone:

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

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  • me: *to friend(s) online* i'm gonna go to sleep c ya
  • me: ...
  • me: *reblogs and likes things*
  • me: shit now they're r gonna think im avoiding them when really i just have no self-discipline

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e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

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kid-n0thing:

Yeah just drop me off right here this is good

kid-n0thing:

Yeah just drop me off right here this is good

(Source: odios)

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