Dean is always watching…
How to do CPR.
Imagine if you were paid for being ugly
kidmarvel: funniestshit: <3 Balllllllin!
When you realize you're going to be home alone:
juliannacroker: Oh yeah, I’mma free bitch! You hear the slightest noise:
ughpleasestop: Dance Party @ 36000
Joke of the day.
michaelsbadpyt: leahidea: tallerghostwalt:flyingscotsman: An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?” “Yes.” “Oui.” “Sí.” “Ja.” took me a billion years to...
Boy: You look good. :)
Girl turns red.
Boy: I wanna eat you. ;)
Girl is still red.
Girl is actually a lobster.