November 2011
Dean is always watching…
October 2011
How to do CPR.
wabbitbunny:
Imagine if you were paid for being ugly
kidmarvel:
funniestshit:
<3
Balllllllin!
fuckyeahreactions:
When you realize you're going to be home alone:
juliannacroker:
Oh yeah, I’mma free bitch!
You hear the slightest noise:
Joke of the day.
michaelsbadpyt:
leahidea:
tallerghostwalt:flyingscotsman:
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
“Yes.” “Oui.” “Sí.” “Ja.”
took me a billion years to...
Boy: You look good. :)
Girl turns red.
Boy: I wanna eat you. ;)
Girl is still red.
Girl is actually a lobster.